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Just a heads-up folks, we’re strictly in the muscle-relaxation/restoration game, not the dating scene. Any attempts at turning your massage into a romantic comedy will lead to a swift exit from our premises, plus a $800 fee just for the audacity! And hey, if you’re really persistent, we might even throw in some complimentary criminal charges – talk about a package deal! So, if you’re looking for love, sorry, wrong address! But if you want knots worked out, step right in!